epitaphs

(this was another of those things that come to me while I'm trying to get to sleep. Don't ask me why. )

my possible epitaphs:

1) 'if you can read this, you're too young'

2) 'lit 4D/Toto predictions: coming soon to a medium near you!'

3) 'returned to sender'

4) 'let me know your number, and I'll let you know if hell exists'

5) 'sorry, this space is taken'

6) 'go ahead, walk all over me just coz i'm dead'

7) 'not dead; just vitally-challenged' (this I owe to Terry Pratchett, I think)

8) 'contents 100% recyclable'

9) 'finally at the long run' (economics inside joke)

10) 'bad breath? Hey, at least you're still breathing'