awwrk! pieces of eight! awwrk!

in the space of the last few hours I've:

-killed a few hundred men

-earned (and spent) about a million gold pieces

-conquered a town

-become an admiral

-gotten married to a pretty, Dutch girl

seems like a pretty decent day's work, dontchathink?

now for my next trick, I'll become a world-class soccer player. Thierry Henry, eat my shorts.

PS2 here I come.

(I promise I'll start studying... soon..)