lord of the socks

my plans for evil world domination have been thwarted.

my Sock is missing!

somehow, along the way from the washing machine to my room, I managed to misplace one sock. The One Sock. My Prrecciouussssss....

now I shall command all my forces (orcs, Nazgul, Confucius etc) to search for my lost possession. There shall be no peace until that which I have lost is returned to me. Ahaha.... ahahahaha.... ahahahahhahhaha!

One Sock to rule them all, One Sock to find them,

One Sock to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them!

PS. Anyone who finds one black sock, please deliver to:

Sauron, Dark Lord

c/o: The Black Gate

Barad-dur, Mordor

collect reward: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 gold pieces, eternal torment*

*offer applies to hobbits/elves/wizards/heirs of isildur only.